Welcome to Hypothetical Object Show

• HOS Artwork

• Meet the Creators!

• The Comic
• Characters

Tire

Tire (she/her) is in it to win it. She is headstrong and confident in her own abilities. She believes in her team, and thinks that they can lead her to victory. She doesn't remember exactly how she got here, but is going to do her best to make sure she wins.

Compass

Compass (they/them) is unarguably the shyest of the bunch. While their teammates are excited to show off their skills, Compass would rather stay by the sidelines and not make enemies. However, when their team is in a pinch, Compass is ready to help!

Crowbar

Crowbar (he/him) thinks his team is way superior to the others. He is outgoing, almost annoyingly so at times. His voice has the cadence of a 2010s Youtuber. Crowbar is certain that he's going to be the one to win, even if he's not sure why he's so certain.

Honey

Honey (she/her) is more interested in being nice to the other contestants than winning. She's taken it upon herself to make sure everyone is having a good time, and she's doing a great job at it! Some of the other contestants see her as a mother figure.

Safety Goggles

Safety Goggles (she/her) is the most levelheaded contestant in HOS, though she doesn't know how to spell her new name. She stays calm during challenges, figuring out a plan for her team and following through. She's also the strongest contestant!

CD

CD (she/her) is very by-the-books, and a bit of a bully to the other contestants. She's very confident, occasionally convincing her team to sabotage the others. She's desperate to win, even if she's not sure why, so she'll do anything to get points.

Baguette

Baguette (she/they) is tired of everyone already. She doesn't talk, yet usually manages to communicate with their team nonetheless. Don't underestimate them, though! Baguette is one of the sneakiest contestants, often coming up with clever plans.

Snail Shell

Don't let her outward appearance fool you! Snail Shell (she/her) is very nice, even though her eyebags carried over to the afterlife. She's the smartest contestant, with skills in almost every kind of science. She's always willing to lend a helping hand!

Dumpling

Dumpling (he/him) is a bit out of touch. He seems to be lacking a few life skills that make him a bit of a dead weight in the games. He's always trying his best to help his team, and is constantly hoping he won't let his teammates down.

Butter Toast

Butter Toast (he/him) has the suspicion that he was boring back when he was alive. He likes taking risks and is one of the most thrill-seeking contestants. His true passion, however, is telling dad jokes (to the annoyance of the rest of the contestants).

Bingo

Bingo (he/him) is a generic old man, and he knows it. Similarly to Toast, he likes taking risks and thinks he didn't get to when he was alive. He's not really here to win, but more to have a good time before he leaves, as he doesn't believe in any kind of afterlife.

TV

TV (they/them) wishes they had a sharpie to draw on themself with. They are one of the only contestants without arms, which annoys them to no end. TV is very punk, and often suggests dangerous plans that usually work out for TV and their team

HOST

HOST (any pronouns) is !